by DimitriMilovich » Mon May 28, 2007 7:30 pm
Ya, I got the Dubbockgram on the phone early: "Dude, it's 6.0 here and happenin'!", but I didn't show till 1:30. By that time, it was dropping and I rigged an 8.7 and my Roberts AVS and went out for whatever fun was left. Everyone else was raving about the two hours solid of 5.5-6.0, so I was sure I'd get some rides. Weeeellll....I headed up the lake and got to remember all over again why I haven't sailed Charleston for many years. Can't see upwind, weird things sticking up in the middle of the lake, voodoo chop, and seriously voodoo wind. One minute, you're pokin' along, next minute some black water frothed with whitecaps comes out of nowhere and it's white-knuckle hangonferyerlife. Other times, I'd watch this windline approach, get ready for a planer and this stuff would sweep over me with no effect whatsoever on my sail (or boatspeed). Plane one direction, schlog going back with no rhyme or reason.
Clearly I had missed it by two critical hours so maybe it's like Jordanelle, where you have to be on the water by 12:00 or forget it. Made it to Island Beach, then got white knuckle weird wind downwinders most of the way back, with intermittent schlogs, wind-off-the-cliff-headers and mostly exhausting consternation on my part. I'm now convinced that Charleston is the Bermuda Triangle of Deer Creek, that Dubbock, DCJim, Bradshaw, Ward et al, have made pacts with the marsh gods that I'm not part of and that the weird things poking up out of the shallows are sailors of days yore, poor souls unlucky enough to make it back in one piece to landfall, whose clawed fingers are reaching for that final jibe. I swear they were grabbin' my fin...
Well, as Paul observed, at least we aren't going to the gym for our workouts, and I did get heavily worked, so at least I earned the three beers I had for dinner.
Dimitri