"No Speakah Da English"
At a bus stop 2 men get on the bus and sit down. They are engaged in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first, den I come, den 2 asses coma together and I come once more. Two asses , dey come together again. I come once more, and pee twice den I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore and turns on the two men: "You foul mouthed sex obsessed pigs she retorts indignantly, must you talk like this on a public bus? In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public places."
"Hey coola down lady" says the man." Who talkin abouta sex?" "I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell Mississippi!"
